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[faithlessly]

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[ ....oh. it takes dean about 15 mins to reply. ]

Didn't realize you were a balls kinda guy

[ hhahahahhahahaha. ]

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[ That goes way over his head, sorry. ]

I think it would be an interesting experience. We could go together and meet some of our neighbors.

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Calm down Martha Stewart
I already said i aint interested

plus you gotta like dress up and shit

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What's wrong with wearing a suit? [ Don't they do that all the time anyway? ]

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theyre uncomfy and overrated and just
It's such a hassle

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It's only for one night. Wear something comfortable.

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Dude what are you? Shy?
Find another date

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I just thought

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[ Well, he doesn't know. ]

I can ask someone else.

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[ u g h ]

...You just thought what?

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Nothing. [ Was he expecting a better answer? ]

I'll be there if you decide to come.

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Whatever
you enjoy your ugly suit and tiny dishes

I'm gonna watch a movie

[ on your couch... ]

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I'll bring something home for you.

[ As in, he better be ready to have Castiel join him after the party. ]

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Cool
Better yet bring someone home for me

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Like who?

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Someone cute and rowdy
and easy on the eyes

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Your specifications are somewhat broad, but I'll do my best. [ And will probably forget by the time he leaves and shows up back home. ]

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Right
you should try you know
aiming for bullseye out there too.

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I'm not having trouble upholding my part of the contract. If you're worried, I'll do what I can to help you.

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What the hell are you talking about
its not good to lie man

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I'm not lying.

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Yeah well youre not getting any action either

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I don't spend all my time in the apartment. I do go out. [ And he's made friends!!!! ]

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[ no. ]

Youre you
you dont just
I mean you dont even know how it all works

...do you?

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Of course I know how. I was with April when you [ ... no. No, he hadn't lived that far yet, and Castiel doesn't want to have to explain that mess all over again. He sends another text immediately after sending that one (accidentally). ]

It's not as complicated as humans make it sound.